Author Archives: The Smoker
Urban Meyer
What the fuck kind of a name is Urban? What’s his brother’s name—InnerCity?
Matt Damon is not a leading man
I will go on record by stating that Matt Damon “seems” like a nice, articulate guy off the screen. By all accounts, he is genuine—an admirable, rare quality in Hollywood. However, when I watch one of his films where he … Continue reading
WTF Obama??
I’m starting to question the decision-making of El Presidente. The first sign of worry was when he said the public option was not needed to pass health reform. This was the only element of a bill that would have actually … Continue reading
The Supreme Court vs. United States
It’s rapidly becoming apparent that the Supreme Court’s recent appalling decision in the Citizens United case has torn down the walls of democracy. The decision to allow corporations, under the guise of shady “non-profits”, to contribute unlimited money–without disclosure–to political … Continue reading
Film review
Date Night totally sucked. In fact, it was downright embarrassing. The End.
Overpopulation Law #1
As you round a blind, dangerous curve on a road as wide as a toothpick, you can bet your ass there will be a car coming the other direction.
Why Major League Baseball Has Turned Me Off OR
The Case of John Lackey
By the time the Boston Red Sox stormed their way to their second World Series of the New Millennia in 2007, I was part of “Red Sox Nation.” If you haven’t heard by now, this is the brand name given to the … Continue reading
Welcome to Billowing Smoke
I told myself I would never be so selfish as to start a blog. Well, it seems I’m a narcissist just like everyone else because here I am. After observing and experiencing the sometimes frightening, daily vicissitudes of life in … Continue reading